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Writer | Raconteur | Curmudgeon

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Phillies. Eagles. Liverpool.

Pizzaiolo Extraordinaire.

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I'm worth a million in prizes

he/him, ally, amateur photographer on hiatus, professional computer toucher

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🇨🇦 staff [object Object] at Shopify 🇨🇦
🦊 open source, open web ally 🦊
🌳 hill walker 🌳
🎶 takes periodic dance breaks 🎶
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📸 header photo: Glencoe, Scotland
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All photos by me unless credited.

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She/her. Polyamorous bisexual witch(engaged to Mike of @CosmicCollective).Creative girl. ND, loves books, sometimes nonverbal due to anxiety. Plural/system-mate. Show me your kitties💜
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Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity
'Tis then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love. - Donovan

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Living the little street life in East Passyunk since 2015.
South Philly progressive and foodie, lover of dense walkable cities, have also lived in NYC, SF, Baltimore, DC

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Host of Sound Bytes
Chief Technology Officer, Mastermind Lounge
Opsimath, Autodidact, Polymath

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I write about tech + humans + philosophy

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Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case.

Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting.

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Unrepentant potty mouth.

Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

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Stanley Nerdlinger II

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