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tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

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(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball.

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I’m very tired

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Intellectual Property Paralegal •ex-music biz•San Francisco girl •musician•singer/songwriter•very sweary•disabled•chronically illin' •wifey•cat/dog mom • queer 🏳️‍🌈 bi+🏳️‍⚧️

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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 pfp by @geraldinepiche pfp: funky portrait of a tattooed fair-skinned woman with reddish-brown hair wearing sunglasses and a colorful crochet top against a colorful background banner: the words “nothing is written in stone” chiseled in stone

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lil orphan despot ™️
mommy and trainwreck

theres a specter haunting the USA *rips massive loud wet fart*

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What could possibly go wrong here....

I'm rarely serious, unless I am. You should notice the difference. Unless you can't. I crochet, knit, paint and draw. Sometimes it's good. Though sometimes not. I sell them. I keep some as well.

Does anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation bc *gestures at everything*.

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Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈‍⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓

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Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese

✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
Pic by @geraldinepiche

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Still NOT Karen Gillan.  I will write something compelling or weird or witty here later when my brain isn’t going too-da-loo and making up words to random songs. This box is just a lot of pressure.  Part of the great bird app migration.
She/her
Sample My Toots: https://justmytoots.com/UndeadRed85@mstdn.social

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!"
~ Phyllis Webb

Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup

Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter

ALT TEXT is my love language
AI is my hate language

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Corduroy Cheddar

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