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🏆 Goldener Blogger 2024

Das Klimamedium.
Context is King.

Gazette mit Hoffnung, Zukunftsblicken, Politikanalysen und DIY-Klima

🌪️🔥🌍💪🌿

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Retired IT Janitor, American/Irish

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else music includes every music project Leigh Harrison is involved in. These include

- sideSister, a duo with Leigh's daughter Aelyth

- May Joy, a virtual collaboration with the virtual voice of Solaria

- Leigh's solo music

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Komme aus dem Ruhrgebiet, bin glücklich verheiratet, liebe meinen Mann, Katzen, Metal und unsere Region und ihre Geschichte und habe ziemliche Probleme mit Kommunikation, bin sehr introvertiert, aber im Normalfall wenigstens nett und eine absolute Leseratte (außer AGB und Handbücher). Natürlich bin ich AntiFa.

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• Married to the best woman ever (@evelynefoerster). ❤️
• No kids, but 4 🐈, 5 🐓,2 🦆, 3 🐟.
• Owning a small 🏡 and a small 🚗 in a small, but beautiful country.
• Working for the 🇨🇭 government as #PostgreSQL DBA.
• Hobbies: #LEGO, #PostgreSQL, #Apple, #Linux, #C64, #Amiga, #DVDs, #Books, #Hiking

#NoBot

More on 🇨🇭 written in Swiss dialect:
https://als.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweiz

Profile banner image shows the Aare river and the city of Solothurn,🇨🇭, Ⓟ & © 2023 with kind permission by Michael Pfeiffer
(@lubuwetter)

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#krefeld #Kultur #Stadtentwicklung #Motorradfahren #kochen #WingTsun #Musik

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🌱A tentar ser uma semente do bem neste mundo caótico. 💖

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"Sie sind alle so dumm, und ich bin ihr Chef!" - General Strategus in "Asterix und die Goten". Asterix natus @ 277ppm. Auf der guten Seite von Social Media und seit 1998 auf Comedix.de. Alles, was hier steht, steht auch dort.

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After I finished my second double gin and tonic, I felt woozy, unstable on my feet. Then I realized: my drink had probably been drugged! I had a beer, then two more, to clean out my system, but they made me feel even dizzier. I thought some exercise might counteract the drug, so I got up on the diving board and started dancing. But it was no use. When the drug finally wore off, I was lying in the backyard wearing nothing but a hula skirt.”

- Jack Handey, R.I.P.

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