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I'm a bi non-binary man.

DMs open.

I'm a shitposter at heart.

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I live in Houston, Texas, USA.

Follows only locked to exclude bots and mass auto followers.

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Grant us eyes, grant us eyes.

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hi im a cat and i;m named conrad and i lik3 not playing with my toys and chewing on wires and stuff! i dont have avery good memory so sometimes i do things 2x.

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I'm Batman!

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A free, open-source decentralised social network to connect with your friends and others, anywhere.

This is the primary account for the overall Mastodon project.

For technical software updates, follow @MastodonEngineering

For news and updates on the Mastodon servers we operate (like this one!), follow @staff

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Matt Cooper

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