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Congressman, IL-06. Engineer. Former CEO. Dad. Husband. Occasional piano player. "The best friend of a nation is he who most faithfully rebukes her for her sins—and he her worst enemy who, under the specious… garb of patriotism seeks to excuse, palliate or defend them." - Frederick Douglass

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I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

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(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball.

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Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.

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Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

Pixelfed photos: @Alice

♾️

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Speculative Fiction author, PhD Environmental Engineering 
I write hopeful climate fiction & solarpunk. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️| SFWA
 Being gentle/healing is radical & disruptive.  

Host: Bright Green Futures podcast, stories to build a better world
#writing #hopepunk #ClimateFiction #solarpunk #ScienceFiction #ClimateChange 

"AI is a lying machine made out of crimes."🔨 
If you think piracy is great, unfollow me.

Writing a novel about families and plants.

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Brand builder, #bluegrass aficionado, BBQ enthusiast & award-winning baker. #AbolishICE. Never miss a Sunday show. (He / Him)

[Moved servers 12/28/25, so this account is new. To check out my previous posts for what I normally share see: @aburtch]

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Fucking Bitches Unite 💪

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